Perfectally Practic in Every Way

The tumblrings of pianomanphil.
the-midnightcity:

This is so sad. I wonder if people realize how poignant this image is, and what it really represents. Suicide/depression is not a phase, it is a disease and an illness that eats away at you every single day. it should be taken just as seriously as cancer or any other terminal illness, and unfortunately, it’s not.

the-midnightcity:

This is so sad. I wonder if people realize how poignant this image is, and what it really represents. Suicide/depression is not a phase, it is a disease and an illness that eats away at you every single day. it should be taken just as seriously as cancer or any other terminal illness, and unfortunately, it’s not.

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If I was a guy for a day,

thecolorplaid:

I would:

  • Masturbate.
  • Hug a girl to see if it’s true that they can feel their boobs.
  • Walk around the house naked.
  • Pee behind a building.
  • Ask someone to kick me in the balls to see how painful some boys say it hurts.
  • Yell at girls at the mall saying, “CAN I HOLLA FOR A DOLLA?”
  • Stare at my penis. 
  • Get a blowjob.

you seem to think that getting a blowjob is easy

it is not

you seem to think that masturbation is easy

it is

(Source: emikattt, via a-very-sexy-hypocrite)

sherwat:

chrissykilljoybitchtits:

inc-omparable:

im-fandoomed:

hitlervevo:

why the fuck cant we text the police

lets say there is a murderer in ur house and you’re hiding behind your sofa and you do have your phone with you but you can’t call the police because the murderer might hear you

Here in Canada you can

Here in England we just… scream and run

Here in Scotland we paint our faces and run towards the murderer

Here in Australia you are the murderer

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